Eskimo Pie

I saw an ice cream truck today.I don't like ice cream trucks.You know why?It's because of Dragnet.On Dragnet every time an ice cream truck was involved the guy was either selling drugs from the truck or a pedophile.It amazing they let these scum on the streets.Dragnet set us right on that.What about drugs?If you were to believe Dragnet they're bad.Every time they entered a house with a young couple smokin the bone the kids were sitting naked at the kitchen table no food the place looked like it had never been cleaned and after Joe Friday gives him the 411 the dude says something like"Hey Man Maids Day Off" and how about kids bringing drugs to school.It's "My dad got it in TJ,TJ's a swinging town.Sure its so easy to blame Mexicans.Today I saw a tv ad forMy Little Pony.The announcer says it's"Tea Time in Ponyland".Now a kid heres it like that, someone like Rusty or Scott A . might here it as "Tee Time in Ponyland" but if Dragnet has colored your worldview you hear"Teatime"(Party Time) in "Ponyland" ,Joe Friday in your head Skank,Brown Sugar,Mexican Wedding Powder,Smack,H,Heroin however you say it it's a one way ticket to the morgue.Cue Theme Music...